ANR News Today

Welcome to Army News Report News Today. Today, we will be discussing a bunch of stuff.

Table of Contents 

 

1. Fort Gone
2. Oagal?
3. RPF section
4. NBBfans 
5. Trading Cards
6. Hacker Squad
7. Watex Warriors War

 1. Fort Gone

Let’s go easiest first. Fort is going to be leaving Tuesday-Friday, which gives us time for…only a lucky 10 know. Anyway, Tom Yellow will be leading ACP until he gets back. Fort says try not to start any wars unless we reeeeeally had to (ex: GPR situation), and that only happens once in a while, so we won’t be having any wars this week!

2. Oagal?

The question on everyone’s mind: Where the heck is Oagalthorp? He said he would make his final post LAST Saturday or Sunday. So that’s 8-9 days ago. And as you know, he has still not made his last post! And, he hasn’t been on chat, or email, nor has he posted any comments on sites. There are a few possible explainations for this.

 

• He’s waiting for CP to reply to his ‘Please Ban Me’ email
• His 100% useless computer died again
• He decided to abandon us all (unlikely).

So, Commando is trying to get a hold of him. In the meantime, I need to keep cranking out the posts, thanks to Fort (I SWARE I will kill that guy some day). You guys, just don’t think the world’s gonna end. The most important thing to do now is hold tight. If people think ACP is inactive, it will start to decline. We don’t want that, so I need you to do a few things for me:

 

1. Keep CP aware of our presence by going on and marching around Mammoth. 
2. View this site, and Fort’s site, everyday, until Oagal makes his last post for new info.
3. Go on chat for a little bit each day.

Together, these 3 things will keep the ACP together.

3. RPF Section 

In the news for RPF, Kman726 has officially retired as Warlord. He has left Tommer651 in his place. Since there was an empty space, Kg did a little promotion day. I was promised by either Commando or Kg, I forget which, that I would be a Head General the next promotion day. They did not keep their promise, so I’m gonna have a little *cough*violent*cough* chat with Commando about that…

Also, the RPF have delared war on the PRA. Their reason is as follows: ”We (RPF) are declaring war on the PRA, for invading RWF bases in Runescape. This will be a war for RGF only. We will schedule a battle that fits PRA’s time. This war is personal, because not only did they steal bases, they stole one of our highest ranked officials in RWF,” says 2nd in Command Kg007. Well, that’s pretty much all there is going on in RPF! Now go out there a fight the good fight(lolz)!

4. NBBfans

Err, well, this is sorta weird. For the past few days, if you tried to go on nbbfans.co.nr, something would come up saying,
“This site has been hacked. Please check back later!” Well, I did check back later, and the site was fixed! Except all the posts and comments were deleted, and the site looks completely different. So, go check it out! It looks sorta weird.

PS: If you see something on the site that you want to get to, but don’t know where to click, and there seems that the link is missing,
just highlight the page; the links are written in white for some reason. 

 5. Trading Cards

Well, according to Fort, trading cards are back! This Friday, I think everyone is supposed to make trading cards for themselves or something. And don’t just put 10 stars for everything; be honest. Like I would put 9 stars for leadership, 10 for snowballing (I’m pretty good), and 8 for coolness. Here’s an example of Fort’s. He made his all 10’s, so I’m gonna try to persuade him to change that, because no one’s perfect:

So make a trading card of yourself! There is only ONE Oagal, and it’s autographed! And Fort has it… dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

6. Hacker Squad 

I am thinking of creating an ACP anti-hacking squad. It would investigate the hack, find out who did it and why, and then try to fix it. I might, but I might not. I don’t know, what do you think?

7. Watex Warriors War

Well, Watex Warriors have declared war on FGR. Well, some people say we are siding with FGR in this war. We are not. We are staying out of this one. So don’t think we are. Just to be clear.

 So that’s all. Also, TomY’s website has 100,000 views! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Bye.

March On!

- The Jungle N